Years ago, I was biking home in the hutong and got caught in traffic just as elementary school was being let out.  Throngs of parents and grandparents had arrived to pick up their kids in a variety of vehicles: motos, shiny new cars, and bicycles. I was right behind a yeye and his young grandson, who was teetering on a simple plastic pallet strapped to the back of a Flying Pigeon, no seatbelt, when suddenly the boy lost his balance and tumbled headfirst onto the concrete.

He was fine; he got right up without a single tear and plopped back on, but that image stuck with me. Now I cringe whenever I see some of the more “creative” child transport options in our fair city.  And where’s the best place to buy dangerously unregulated products? Taobao!

Baby’s First Bike Seat (RMB 73-85)

Although it seems more secure to have your child directly in your line of vision, we are less than reassured with this option. Especially for e-bikes, since it seems like there is only one load bearing spot.  But seriously, who needs stabilization when there are so many awesome colors to choose from?

Vroom Vroom Scooter Stroller (RMB 4999, or save RMB 1000 if you buy now)

Got to admit, I kind of love this one.  It’s the riding lawnmower of strollers.  Seems insane on the open road with such minimal protection for your precious cargo up front, but downright pleasant if you just want to zip around a nice spacious park with your girlfriends. Install a cup holder and you’ve got yourself a winner.

Family Triple Seater Bike (RMB 820)

Have a surly teenager?  We’re sure she’ll put aside angst for a lovely bike ride with the family on this tandem (or tri-tandem?) bike.  Seriously though, arguments will be virtually guaranteed as you all wrestle for control.  And the chances of you all toppling directly into oncoming traffic are probably less than causing other drivers to crash as they stare at your ridiculousness. Just make sure the heaviest person isn’t directly in the middle, as this embarrassment will likely snap in half.

Just a Stool & Strap (RMB 69)

We’ve saved the most egregious for last. How about just a straight up stool with a single strap on the bottom?   Just make sure not to make any sudden turns. We also suggest you opt for the option with a generic blue cartoon animal on it.  Safe driving!

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Micro Scooters a brand of fun, good-looking, foldable scooters is available for purchase in China. Originally from Switzerland, the brand boasts the Mini Micro Scooter, Maxi Micro Scooter, G-Bike, Allu Scooter, and provides accessories for scooter riders. Upon purchase, the scooter will be delivered to you in one working day in Beijing, and three days outside of Beijing.

The scooter is a useful transportation tool and can provide fun for all ages. Apart from regular scooters the Micro Scooter allows the rider to easily turn the scooter by the ‘lean-and-steer’ by just leaning left or right and steering in that direction, the scooter can easily turn.

The first Mini Micro Competition was held outside Babygro Central Park (Xin Cheng Guo Ji) Shop on May 22nd last month. Where kids raced to see who could ride best on their Micro Scooter, fellow riders had lots of fun! The first prize winner received a free Micro Scooter.

If you missed it you can still check out Micro Scooters and play on a scooter at Micro Fun Sunday that takes place every Sunday morning from 10-12am at Solana or Chaoyang Park south gate (call ahead as the venue changes every Sunday). Teacher Ralf will be there to train kids to learn how to play on Micro Scooters, and how to practice balancing on a scooter.

Check out Micro Scooters here.